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Was the trip worth it, Mr President?

Nice to see President Obama flying to Copenhagen to back the Chicago Olympic bid, only to see them go out in the first round of voting. But, hey, at least his cap-and-tax climate alarmist friends will be pleased that he flew all that way just to give one speech, stay there for five hours in total, then fly home again.

Perhaps he’d like to explain to the American people that he’s taxing another $161bn to help ‘prevent climate change’ that it was worth it to fly Air Force One to another continent just so the President could be associated with others’ hard work, just as Blair did to grab the limelight from Seb Coe in 2005, but FAIL. We don’t think it was.

Maybe, just maybe, Barack Obama isn’t all he’s cracked up to be.

Barack and Michelle Obama losing Chicago the Olympics.

Update: The CNN anchor’s reaction to Chicago losing out in the first ballot is priceless. He literally cannot believe that it has happened! “Madrid is still in?! Tokyo is still in?! Wait a minute… Chicago is out?!”

People’s (Women’s) Liberation Army

We’re obviously not fans of Red the People’s Republic of China, but maybe this horny Taiwanese fellow had a point:

Deadly.

Harman boosts whore-rating website

Yes, that’s right. You’d think the mere appearance of Harperson would put gentlemenpeople right off, but, apparently not. Her busybody condemnation of PunterNet, a Californian website dedicated to rating prostitutes in the UK, has given the website a massive hits boost.

The website owner has published an open letter to Harman under the name ‘Galahad’, pointing out some key issues to her on the legality of the website:

In the USA, there is a concept called “freedom of speech” which is considered the most important personal right guaranteed by the Constitution. It exists specifically to prevent the sort of abuse of power that you are attempting.

Given how little respect Labour has for our constitution, it’s little wonder that she’s happy to ignore little niceties in the US Constitution, too. The coup de grace, however, is the hat-tip for the hits boost:

In closing, I would like to thank you for the huge influx of traffic to my website which your actions have caused. I am sure that the ladies who are a part of the PunterNet community thank you as well, as they will no doubt benefit financially from the many new clients who might otherwise never have found them.

Thanks for stimulating the economy.

Something Rotten in the State of Britain

Something’s definitely rotten if the (soon-not-to-be) governing party’s candidates think that the government should be tracking all alcohol and tobacco purchases with Drinkers’ Licences.

‘Orwellian’ is an overused term, but this is just that. It is an attempt to track and control everyone’s everyday life, with scant justification except by waving vaguely at the promise of more efficient delivery of government services that ought to be efficiently-delivered as a matter of course.

In this case, it’s the NHS. The government already makes £8.5bn a year off alcohol duty (on top of which, VAT, pub licensing fees, fines…). The nanny-statists wail that alcohol costs the NHS £2.7bn, and so MUST be more stringently regulated, including with minimum prices. I’m sure you see the arithmetic fallacy in their argument.

Perhaps it’s all just an indictment of the worship of the NHS, rather than of personal responsibility. Is the world really so cowardly that it submits our entire society to making the irreconcilably inefficient NHS the teeniest bit more efficient? We don’t support military conscription to boost the flagging armed forces (Ed: and rightly so), so why on Earth do we support enslaving our citizenry to save the NHS a fraction of a penny on the pound?

For the second time today, online Labourites are launching an attack on a free society. For the second time, we will say NO! (Ed: hey, that sounds familiar…)

It’s happening…

KeepRightOnline are big fans of capitalism, as are the rest of the British public. A posteriori statement based on the spending habits and consumerism inherent in the British people. We like stuff, basically.

Which is why it was very strange to see this strangulating petition on the Number10.gov.uk petitions website, calling for the imposition of more limits on enterprise.

Signed by a number of prominent lefty-tweeters, bloggers and one Cllr Tim Swift of Calderdale- this proposition is incredibly mirroring the plot line from one of our favourites, “Atlas Shrugged.”

Next, will we call for the limitation of output to 100,000 papers a day (so that local papers are given a level playing field)? The equal distribution of newspapers to all organisations (so that Tesco and your corner shop are at an equal footing – 100 copies each, only). How about the enhancement of this rule on media a bit further? Let’s put a government employee in every media outlet to vet and approve stories, so that the public will not be swayed by these menacing privately owned companies. Yes?

NO.

Reactionary leftists once again playing silly games with individual freedoms. The Sun abandons the failed Labour Party, and suddenly the ownership of more than 2 media outlets is a purported crime. I don’t understand how these people think they make any sense. Seriously.

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People’s Republic’s Quote of the Day

Forget Labour Party conference. The big left-wing rally is out in the Far East to celebrate tomorrow’s 60th anniversary of the Red People’s Republic of China. According to one Taiwanese soldier, it’s worth celebrating because:

I really want to see the Chinese female soldiers parading in their mini-skirts.

Good on ya. Having spent far too long in Brighton, we can confirm there aren’t any Labour female soldiers wearing any mini-skirts around these parts. And for shame.

Filth.

The Sun’s already gone down on Labour… I wonder who’ll be going down on Wes Streeting? BevaniteEllie seems to Re-Tweet him a lot, if you know what we’re saying…

Huzzah!

Yes you’ve seen this already but we couldn’t help but join in the celebrations. The Sun has seen the light, this morning and defected to supporting the Conservative Party. This editor especially loves their advertised ‘dossier of failures’. I thought that was the manifesto? :/