Huzzah!

Yes you’ve seen this already but we couldn’t help but join in the celebrations. The Sun has seen the light, this morning and defected to supporting the Conservative Party. This editor especially loves their advertised ‘dossier of failures’. I thought that was the manifesto? :/

Brown and Out? Don’t count on it…

Thankfully, amidst the havoc that is a typical 9-5 and the Labour Party Conference (or #lab09), Patrick Sullivan, the Student Life Director for the Conservative Future National Executive has penned this ultra quick and ultra relevant response to Gordon Brown’s conference speech today.
“As Gordon Brown got to his feet in Brighton this afternoon, delegates had [...]

Tweet4Victory: A ‘KeepRight’ Insight

On Saturday 28th September, John Prescott hosted the cringe inducing “Tweet4Victory” rally at the Charles Street Bar, Brighton- one day before Labour Party conference got into full swing. KeepRightOnline were there.
Having had our fair share of experience in goading and being goaded by the likes of @KerryMP and @BevaniteEllie, KRO were intent on being in [...]

Cuts!

There, I said it.

A fitting name

We at KeepRightOnline are a diverse bunch, and we’ve just been reminded that Tripoli’s Arabic name is ‘Troublos’. Given the political nightmare that Labour are rightly living at the moment, we don’t think we could think of a more appropriately named city in the world.
Except maybe Bangkok.

Put up or shut up.

It appears that DC is ready to rumble. Will Clegg and Brown reciprocate? Something tells me there may be silence from Number 10 on this one…

Brown shafts Labour core

The Times reports here on GB and Darling’s Treasury led plan to remove up to £15 a week from the poorest people in Britain’s benefits packages. I smell a 10p tax redux on this one, just over a year on from the debacle that many attributed to the Tory Crewe and Nantwich victory of [...]

Gordon Brown can do sums after all

Sorry, not the Prime Minister. That’s just absurd. We mean the eight-year-old, Xavier Gordon-Brown, who just won an A* in GCSE maths.
To clarify, the Prime Minister’s maths skills are as bad as ever. May eight-year-old Gord help us.

Equalisation of Opportunity Bill, or when Atlas Shrugged…

If you want to stop excessive pay in a swollen financial sector, you have to reduce the size of that sector or apply special taxes to its pre-remuneration profit. Higher capital requirements against trading activities will be our most powerful tool to eliminate excessive activity and profits.
The words of Lord Turncoat, today: the man [...]

From Libya With Love…

Been busy over lunch, as you can see! Following the fantastic #labourfilmclub game going down on Twitter, and the recent Brownian (nope, sorry mathematicians) ‘response’ to the Megrahi-Libya-Gaddafi-Scotland-MacAskill-gate incident, KeepRightOnline went ahead and attempted to match the Photoshop (actually, we prefer GIMP) skills of Tory Rascal! Enjoy!