Harman boosts whore-rating website

Yes, that’s right. You’d think the mere appearance of Harperson would put gentlemenpeople right off, but, apparently not. Her busybody condemnation of PunterNet, a Californian website dedicated to rating prostitutes in the UK, has given the website a massive hits boost.
The website owner has published an open letter to Harman under the name [...]

Glenn Beck converts to libertarianism?

Fresh from his success in spearheading the 9/12 Project marches that rallied up to a million people to the streets of Washington DC, Fox News megastar Glenn Beck continues to go from strength to strength.
On his radio station a few days ago, Beck apologised to libertarians for his wayward ways, acknowledged the importance of limited [...]

Is the United States going backwards?

Are you f’in kidding me?
‘Creation’ – a film exploring Charles Darwin’s struggle between faith and reason is failing to find a distributor in the United States, as it has been deemed ‘too controversial’ for Christian audiences.
So after opening for the Toronto Film Festival, and having received a distribution deal in every other country they went [...]

I Pledge

If you thought we in the UK were in a bad way in terms of surrendering our liberties to HM Government, take a look at this video, for which a state school head teacher in Utah got into trouble for showing.
Some have critiqued it as a political advertisement, but this isn’t much different [...]

Caption Competition: Lazy Legislator Edition

A drink or one our own coming-soon memorabilia goes out to the best caption for this act of laziness on the legislature floor.

Honour and valour in Baltimore

The mainstream media isn’t taking too kindly to Alex Hilton’s silly little Mayor of Baltimore prank. And rightly so.
But, come on, wasn’t it obvious it was fake? No, I’m not referring to the little footnote claiming authorship by Mr R. Monkee Esq. I’m referring to this little slip-up:
This former proof-reader would have [...]

Presidential debate: Obama vs Obama

KeepRightOnline wholeheartedly endorses the idea of regular debates between the leaders that want to govern our lives, but this is just silly. Watch President Obama take on… President Obama on the hot-button topic of healthcare. Should America have a single-payer healthcare system?

I think Obama just about edges it, but [...]

President Obama’s closest ally dies

The President’s closest and oldest political friend, the Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS), passed away last night. He collapsed in the middle of a speech by Obama in defence of his economic policies.
Early reports state he died exhaustion after being over-worked over the past year, and that his over-use had voided his warranty. [...]

A cautionary Facebook tale

As if the political graveyard weren’t replete enough with the corpses of young Facebook noobs, there’s one more cautionary tale to add to the pile: whatever you do don’t do what Audra Shay, the newly-elected national chairwoman of the Young Republicans, did.
The complaint that 38-year-olds aren’t young notwithstanding (Ed: thank goodness we don’t have [...]

Our kind of lefty

Now, we’re not too fond of left-wingers here at KeepRightOnline. We’re also not too fond of vegetarianism. Such a dangerous fad has already infected some in Conservative circles, with Lucy Roblin, the power behind Ed Hallam’s throne, succumbing to only eating things that don’t cast a shadow.
He may have been a Democrat, but [...]